Monday, November 27, 2006

How many points can you score in 3.2 seconds?

BYU can score six, and that was the difference.



That play is only second to this one:




The following is a list of how the refs almost blew it:

1. The fake punt that turned the game around. Officials let a clipping penalty go.
2. Utah runs into the kicker, wipes him out... no call.
3. Overturning a BYU touchdown, when 'conclisive' eidence was not there.

I need to make this list to remind Ute fans that BYU got some bad calls, much worse than the so called 'bad' pass interference calls Utah got called for.

And now I celebrate.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Argue with the drunks Bubs

It's been a long time, but I'm back, but then I'll probably not post for a while again.

My school sent me to Nashville for a middle school convention. I spent one day throwing up in my room... seems like I could have done that at home. I threw up four times, and I'm going to try to find a count up device to put on my blog, so I know exactly how long it's been since I threw up. It took me a couple weeks to get over whatever that was I had in Nashville. I stayed in a hotel near the Grand Ole Opry, and it was quite nice, so at least I had a nice hotel to throw up in.

Turns out that middle school teachers get drunk... probably some sort of defense mechanism. I had this way sweet argument with this drunk guy. I said that The Office had the best theme song on TV.


He disagreed, he said the best theme song on TV was when the models walk out on deal or no deal.

I couldn't find the music, so you're going to have to trust me that I'm right. It was the coolest argument ever, except that one time when a drunk guy threw a mango at me in Venezuela.

After the conference, I hopped on a Greyhound bus headed to Birmingham, Alabama, where Mike aka. Pirate Joe picked me up. I stayed at his and Steph's house, where our boy was throwing up non stop.

Then on the flight home, Ange threw up five times.

Things I learned on this trip
1. Riding that train in the Denver airport is fun.
2. Sitting in a bar drinking only water increases your chances of an argument with someone who is drunk.
3. Baked beans are even more gross when making the return trip from your stomach.
4. Nashville only has country music and NASCAR on television
5. I will only take Greyhound out of desperation
6. A ticket does not guarentee a ride on Greyhound... for that, you must wait in line for 2 hours.
7. Baby food counts as a 'liquid' when going through security at the airport.

In conclusion, a good title for a book about our trip would be "A Guide to Ralphing in Different Parts of the Country".

Don't forget to vote about the best TV theme song.